Meet Peter Michael Marino’s insanely optimistic character, Lance - wannabe cruise ship entertainer, celebrity stalker, and pathological musical theater fanatic.

Lance got his first taste of fame the moment he was born on the ice in front of hundreds of confused families during an ice rink show in Milwaukee. Following several failed auditions for NYC’s High School of Performing Arts (Fame) and countless rejections from dozens of Off-Off-Off-Broadway shows, Lance was cast as the head of Big Bird in Sesame Street Live - On Ice!

After Lance was let go for “not giving good head,” he began stage managing and understudying for the Broadway musical-themed ice shows on his two gay dads' cruise ship, the S.S. Spectacular.

Luckily for you, Lance is docked in your town for one night only. Since he's never been on a talk show, nor will he ever be, he’s hosting his own. This musical variety-talk show with questionable talent features Lance's original songs, The Sound of Music performed in 5 minutes, homages to Fame and West Side Story, clever dances (choreography by Kirsten O’Brien), very silly sketches and witty rapport with his special scheduled guests Liza Minnelli or Cher or Hugh Jackman or Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gloria Estefan.

Lance has suffered for his art. Now it’s your turn!

Coming too soon to the city that you live in.

Famous. Almost.

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